Axis and Allies was a fun-as-hell game if you knew what you were doing. I fondly remember sending over 2 million troops to Japan to smash their mere 500. Good times.

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"He who uses a stick in the dark is blind, but he who... sticks out in the dark is... fluorescent!"

Why use large words, when diminutive ones will suffice?

Hot.

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"This is no time for ease and comfort. It is time to dare and endure." - Winston Churchill